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7 Different Guests That Add Fun To Your Party


Yo people! I am here again with another juicy gist. This is about the interesting people we can find in a party. They are so unique that you can’t help but notice them. Mind you, this is not the complete list. As time goes by, a lot of interesting characters are discovered in parties. Today, we are focusing on the major ones.

1. “Mo gbo, mo branch”: This is the mother of them all and they consist majorly of women. These set of guests take more souvenir and food then the invited guests. At times sef, they drag souvenirs with the invited guests and end up fighting. They go to parties with extra plate or get nylon at the venue to take food home for their yard people

2. The “Poco Lees”: Their sole purpose at a wedding is to scatter the floor with their dancing skills. When they start dancing, people create space for them on the dance floor and they become the centre of attraction with the spotlight on them. At the end of the day, they outshine the celebrants or couple. “Poco lees” consist of mostly the bride maid and aso-ebi girls.

3. Vibe queens/ Ginger kings a.k.a Noisemakers: Na dem dey manifest when you start hearing slangs like “opoor”, “oshey”, “ko por ke”, "who dey breeet", " ma for"  on the dance floor or at the entrance of a couple or celebrant. All they do is give vibe and ginger to the celebrants or couples. By, the time the anointing of vibe descends on them ehn, they will find it difficult to stop. They create a rhythm with their noise so people end up dancing to their rhythmic noise instead of the music.

4. Spraying machines: These people gives you energy on the dance floor even when you are tired. On the dance floor, spraying machines don’t stress themselves dancing. All they want to do is to make people happy by spraying money.

5. Hunters: These ones came prepared with their search engines, antenna coupled with their "olode lamps". They go to parties to hunt for the love of their lifes. Hunters don’t eat or dance too much in a party so as not to loose focus. Most times, their search engines and antenna picks signal amongst the aso-ebi girls and grooms men.

6. Big mummy: Their designated duty is to point out to the servers who to serve and not to serve. If you have been disrespectful to big mummy, just eat your food from home because she will sit on your matter and make sure you don’t get served.

7. Fashionista: They always look for every opportunity to display their cloth, shoes and accessories. They also don’t dance and eat too much because it will affect the goods they are displaying. You would notice them going in and out of the venue to receive “imaginary calls”, na lie, they just want you to notice them.. The moment you compliment them is when they stop their fashion parade in front of you because the money they spent must not go without producing result.

I rest my case! Which of these categories do you fit into? Do quick and CATCH YOUR SUB o. You can also tell us about the interesting people you have discovered in parties in the comment session below.

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